Saturday, June 14, 2014

GENIUS- SCIENCE VS RELIGION- THE ETERNAL WAR

THINK for yourself..


Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in GOD ?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Professor : Is GOD good ?
Student : Sure.
Professor: Is GOD all powerful ?
Student : Yes.
Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?
(Student was silent.)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?
Student : Yes.
Professor: Is satan good ?
Student : No.
Professor: Where does satan come from ?
Student : From … GOD …
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student : Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
Student :Yes
Professor: So who created evil ?
(Student did not answer.)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them ?
(Student had no answer.)
Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?
Student : No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?
Student : No , sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smell your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student : Yes.
Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.
Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student : And is there such a thing as cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student : No, sir. There isn’t.
(The lecture theatre became very quiet with this turn of events.)
Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)
Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ?
Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?
Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.
Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)
Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?
(The class was in uproar.)
Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter. )
Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.
Student : That is it sir … Exactly ! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.
P.S.
I believe you have enjoyed the conversation. And if so, you’ll probably want your friends /colleagues to enjoy the same, won’t you?
Forward this to increase their knowledge … or FAITH.
By the way, that student was EINSTEIN

TEA PARTY NAZIS..

an interesting debate im having trolling some conservatives..lol.

2016 is our chance to take back this country. If not, I fear it will be too late!
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  • David Roach waiting for it to go viral. as for ms zimmerman- mourdock is an idiot. who knows nothing about 20th century history- especially world war 2; and the rise and fall of nazi germany.. calling democrats nazis is ridiculous, historically, politically, and s...See More
  • Linda Zimmerman DAVID! No one, not Mourdock or anyone else said anything about comparing Democrats to Nazi's! Read his speech! He was not even talking about Nazi's, but the condition of our nation, comparing our nation to PRE-NAZI DAYS in Germany! Get a grip, David!
  • Cody Fiale Joseph Townsend, thank you for the kind words! At first I misread who you meant by "his words", but I see you meant the person I was responding to. LOL! 
    I'm not even reading "his" remarks as they are so hysterical and bizarre I feel like I'm losing IQ points just attempting to make sense of them!
  • Cody Fiale Linda- BINGO. 
    In general, once someone goes "Nazi", their argument can be considered completely disregarded. NO American, no matter how much you disagree with them, should EVER be compared to Nazis. It just makes them sound like a raving lunatic. 
    Now
     VALID points, about how situations in this country (just saw a story about the US military GIVING AWAY assault vehicles to even little peaceful towns...to serve warrants and settle domestic disputes? And you know the police, if they have a toy, they WILL use it) can be debated about how it leads to a fascistic state. 
    It boils down to this IF one were to going to compare. Which party is in to MORE control over the states, individuals, their money, freedom of speech?
    And what did the fascist countries do? CONTROL their populations as much as possible. The Conservatives want as LITTLE control over the individual states as possible. 
    Even to the point, something I could hardly believe, a growing drumbeat from the govt, even Pres Obama himself saying the words discouraging kids to go to college!!!! I couldn't believe it. There are plenty of other kids who can do the important blue collar jobs, they don't need additional competition by a president, again, hard to believe, DISCOURAGING higher education. 

    But again, what did the fascist and socialists do once they took power? Get rid of the intellectuals of course, because they are a threat to their absolute control over every aspect of the population. 

    I could go on, but it's clear...the Liberals want to get everyone high, unarmed and under COMPLETE govt control, and the Conservatives are fighting for our rights and moral tradition, amid a growing blurred police/soldier culture that is quite disturbing.
    "...and then one day they came for me."
  • David Legalize Marijuajuana Roach Cody Fiale- whatever your smoking- pass some MY way. it must be some goo sh-t ! lol.. 
    next- you are totally ignorant, of facts, and historical perspective; and have no clue of what your talking about. you wont listen, or change your mind about the facts, so im wasting my time on you, trying to educate you about about mid 20th century world history and politics. siffice it to say you dont know your elbow from a hole in the ground ( or whatever the metaphor.. lol.. 
    I happened across this "rant/diatribe"( i suppose rush limbaugh/fox news/right wing internet- is "high erudition" and professorial intellectualism at is finest? or is your rant my persuasive rhetoric? and vice versa? your ravings of a mad man are the wies saying of a lunatic? 
    anyway- happened across THIS- FLAK BARRAGE- on another FB page- and i was amused. reminds me of well me  

    im Thompson You are not only correct, you understate. These are basically neo-Nazi fascists, at least that portion of the right which comprises the "TeaMaggot Turncoats".
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    Jim Thompson One of their minions on here claims that the "Democrats created the KKK". He a lying, feeble-minded propaganda shill, and offensive. Read Nathan Bedford Forrest and Shelby's Foote's remarks on the founding of the Klan. You've been fed the insane slobber mouthed madness from lunatic scumbag maggots at Fox. The Klan is and always has been CONSERVATIVE, and while in the deep south, imbecilic moron, it was affiliated with the Democratic Party establlshment for a while after the Civil War, it was NEVER "founded by Democrats", nor, dummy, was it "liberal" at any point. No part of the KKK has advocated a Democratic candidate since about 1970. Moreover, until about 1912, the Republican Party was the more liberal in the U.S. If remotely capable, you might want to look up "fighting Bob" Lafollette and Teddy Roosevelt's "Progressive Movement", and what happened to them after the party was PURCHASED. Only in the rottenest, most depraved parts of the neo-fascist south did depraved sludge like George Wallace and Strom Thurmond and the slimy "democrats" they foisted remain ultra-conservative. Most of these degenerate maggots switched parties, ultimately becoming REPUBLICANS. Also, drip, Warren G. Harding was the ONLY U.S. President known to be a KKK member, and he was NOT a Democrat.

    Quoting the slobbermouthed lies of halfwit skank like O'Reilly, Hannity, Beck, and Limbaugh as if their slimy ravings had something to do with reality is the sure and certain mark of the lowest sort of deranged neo-Nazi, brainwashed "Foxbot" filth. The Democratic Party in the north was anti-KKK and opposing "Jim Crow" and outright disenfranchisement as early as the twenties. Even today, the gutless neo-Nazi right wants to deny anyone of color or to their left the right to vote. This is scabious, infamous reactionary hogwash, and unconstitutional tommyrot which these lunatic zealots cannot imagine seeing. 

    So "Jamal"--I think the Nazi creep is trying to convince SOMEONE he's a "person of color"--you might learn some reality. History and truth NEVER appear on Fox or "Neo-Nazi right wing Hate Radio".
  • David Legalize Marijuajuana Roach Ms Zimmerman- how could you not read that mr Mourdock ( rape babies are a gift from god)- was saying anything but comparing the USA under president Obama, and the Democrats - to Nazi Germany; and the Nazis? 
    the Nazis were an extremist right wing socialist party- founded by a former syphilitic, decorated war veteran- and whos stated mission was the "final solution"- the extermination of al the exact same people the presentTEA PARTY - is trying to rid america of by basically throwing them off the cliff, or otherwise callous indifference to?
    I have been around the game long enough to know that whenever the democrats CONTROL the white house, and esp for a 2nd term- the KOO KOO BIRDS on the political right- start having conniption fits, and start losing their minds about the USA going to hell. 
    the facts; and historicl record shows- that whenever the democrats have control of the govt-that overall the working class enjoys rising standards of living, and the economy prospers. furthermore- fiscal conservative/social liberal- is where the votes in the centrist/moderate/bi-partisan majority segment of the US voting population is based on scientific polling, which is a pretty accurate form of gathering data(these are the people the current GOP/TEA patty calls COMMMUNISTS DEVOURING THE SUBSTANCE OF AMERICA LIKE A PLAGUE OF LOCUSTS..LOL.)- 
    as for your favorite topic of choice- your life crusade- let me state that no american is FOR abortion. However- the majority of Americans, and esp WOMEN- want to be able to have all choices, and options on the table to make their own decision between their medical doctor, and their own higher power; and esp- not having some big govt self appointed of vigilante busybody domestic terrorists ( go google that a little bit)- telling them what or what not to do- and this from the party of smaller govt; less control.. 
    its YOUR party trying to nullify roe- v- wade by passing trap paws to close abortion clinics- where no one isFORCED TO GO- and in fact- a local version of the TRAP LAW- has closed the one conspicuous womens clinic here in allen county. way to go- 14 century islamic law.. (yes thats correct.)- 
    and forcing a woman rape victim whos been impregnated by her rapist- and to carry it to term- is so vile and reprehensible- how can you - as a woman- support that? what about all the what ifs- illleave out here?
    AS FOR GUN CONTROL- one- theres no such thing as a "well regulated militia"- theres just a large armed rabble of nuts with guns( and a few responsible sane ones)- who are a meance to the rest of us . NEXT- as for the Tyrannical govt- well- thats in the eye of the behlder isnt it? i truy believe the tea party, and the republicans since about ronals reagan when it got really bad and since- is the TYRANNICAL GOVT. do i believe its assuredly cheaper to just assassinate the sobs? such as the Kock brothers, and their associates, and fellow travelers? yes. but its illegal, and in the USA we have the rule of law- which is why we have an election system. but when groups buy their influence- andWELL- CHEAT!!- and opress the majorityof the res tof us to the advantage of the obscenly ricjh who got that way- do i think a marxist style revolution would fix the problem. YES. in case you have been sleeping, or i dont know what book you people are reading- but Jesus; and christianity - is liberal socialism- equality and fiarness in the earned distribution of wealth, and helping those not so fortunate. 
    as for "my cold fingers"- as the NRA motto goes- well - most NRAmembers join to suibscribe to the informative firearms magazine they publish, and the nifty gold and black hat. a few- are hard core gun totin gun nuts who want to shoot anybody for Iinfringin on their sacred gunrights"- the restof us are sane, sober, rational reasonable people. - so the NRA advocates shooting anybody who comes to their door to take their guns- so- shoot the cops? shoot any soldiers - our USA support our troops? thenshoot them? tha sopunds like again- domestic terrorism- under the NDAA; the FBI; the post 9-11 patriot act; and a good way to have DRER FADDERLAND SECURITY KICKING IN YOUR DOOR.( a bush -cheney creation for the record..) speaking of- bush cheney- 2 trillion dollars for 2 wars based on lies; 5000+ killed, another 300 000 veterans with PTSD, TBI; and other greivous wounds, and injuries- CIA black sites; renditions, GITMO- with no geneva convention POW protections, and no US coinstitution al rights of Habeus crpus? Waterboarding, war profiteering- by halliburton, kellog browning black water? atrocities and other crimes committed by mercenary contractors ? 
    and lets be sure to mention all the gun n uts with a private arsenal- paranid; delusional gullible- cowering in faer in the dark in their basement bunker- with their safe full of assault rifles, and so on- in fear of storm troopers, black helicopters, drones, govt surveillance, and soon? - they need to be the first ones in line for a menatl health head check- and have their guns taken away. and lastly- the tiny d-ck gun owners-mieddle age angry white men who s big guns becomes a substitute for their tiny d-cks - mad because women wont look at them or talk to them ; and who cant get a date, so they substitue male comanionshi in the woods with their artillery-to substitute their pathetic lifes? sad. truly sad.. 
    oh- and the gays! not all the closeted , blackmaile d gay republicans- whos wives woulddivorce them; and whos bosses would fire them; and whos voters would vote them out- but the rest of the gay people- who just want to be left alone( no big govt)- to maarry who they want,,and live in peace
    AND WHY DO REPUBLICANS- TEA PARTY TYES HATE MARIJUANA SMOKERS? STONERS GRWOING AND SMOKING THEIR WEED- WHO ALSO JUST WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE?( but the big govt tea bag war on drugs wont let them, and would rather fill its jails, and clog our courts, and cost the rest of us millions and millions in tax dollars for stoner hippies smoking erhir mildly intoxicating weed? while the rest of you all walk around f-cked up in your minds by prescription drugs? no one ever overdosed on marijuana- and when they did- they fell asleep; woke up, ate evertything intheir refigerator; and didnt remeber it? 
    I could go on about your hypocrisy, and i do hope you pass this around to everybody- so theyknow what hypocrites theyare-the republican tea party IS THE PARTY OF BIG GOVT AND POPULATION CONTROL.. and i await your rely..

SENATOR JOHN "MAD DOG" MCCAIN HUMOR- POKING STICKS IN HIS CAGE, SEE IF HE BITES..

    • David Legalize Marijuajuana Roach (disclaimer- McCain is a decorated Veteran, from a long line of Navy Officers; and is a NVA-POW camp survivor, and for that he should be respected. on the other political side- well- not so much.)- 
      AND AWAY WEEE GO!! 
      john mccain gets no respect ....( 
      JOHN MCCAIN WAS GIVEN AN AIR MEDAL -AWARDED "ACE" BY THE NVA- FOR THE 5 US PLANES HE WRECKED, OR CRASHED. 
      JOHN MCCAIN WAS A CRUMMY PILOT; AND LAST IN HIS CLASS AT WEST POINT.
      JOHN MCCAIN WAS ABSENT THE DAY FROM THE BRIEFING THEY TAUGHT ZIG-ZAGGING TO EVADE A "SAM". SO - JOHN ZIGGED WHEN HE SHOULD HAVE ZAGGED.. OOPSY!
      THE REASON THE NVA WANTED TO OFFER JOHN MCCAIN UP AS A PRISONER EXCHANGE WAS BECAUSE HE WAS SUCH A PAIN IN THE ASS AS A POW- THE [ENTAGON KNEW THIS AND TURNED THEM DOWN. no - YOU keep him, he out of our hair there..)
      JOHN MCCAIN HAS HAD YEARS TO PERFECT BEING A PAIN IN THE ASS. AND HAS PERFECTED IT.
      JOHN MCAIN IS SOO OLD- HIS FIRST FLYING JOB WAS SPOTTER BALLON IN THE CIVIL WAR.. 
      POOR CINDY MCCAIN- THE ONLY WAY SHE WILL BE MARRIED IS THIS"MY MOM OWNS A BREWERY, SO YOU WILL GET FREE BEER FOR LIFE. HOIW DO YOU THINK **we** PUT UP WITH THE SENATOR? WHEN WERE LOADED, HES EASIER TO IGNORE. WHEN HE GET TO BE TOO MUCH OF A PAIN IN THE ASS- WE GET HIM LOADED, AND PUT HIM TO BED..

      Whats the difference between John McCain, and his (smoking hot)daughter Cindy McCain? JOHNMCCAIN WANTS every man in the world TO INVADE IRAQ. EVERY MAN IN THE WORLD WANTS TO INVADE CINDY MCCAINS RACK.(ILL SKIP THE SADDAM/SODOMY JOKE HERE..)
      .(i wrote this one liner watching the 2014 white house correspondents dinner on c-span. 
      how is john mccain like a penguin? They both look good un TUXEDOS, NEITHER CAN RAISE THEIR WINGS OVER THEIR HEADS, AND BOTH HAVE FISH BREATH.. and a raucous "ack-ack ack" bird voice.
      MS Mc Cain has BIGGER BOOBS ( o ) ( o ) than the HOUSE TEA PARTY CAUCUS.. 
      whats the difference between cindy mccain, nad sarahpalin? ones not an airheaded big busted bimbo. 
      thank you john mccain- pain in the ass- were stuck forever with that stupid airhead bimbo sarah palin forever- why wont whe just shut up? her 15 minutes is up. 
      WHOS SMARTER? SARAH PALIN? OR BULLWINKLE? 
      WHOS A BIGGER BITCH? SARAH PALIN? OR ANN COULTER?
      SARAH PALIN, OR ANN COULTER- WHICH ONE WOULD YOU RATHER?
      WHATS THE BEST THING ABOUT SARAH PALIN BEING FROM ALASKA? THOSE SMALL AIRCRAFT HAVE SUCH A POOR SAFETY RECORD; AND IT NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO LOCATE CRASHES.actual historical precedent- google "alaska politicians who have died in plane crashes..)
      whats the difference between alaska and sarah palin? one is the site of the science project haarp. THE OTHER IS A HARPIE. 
      WHY DOES TODD PALIN LOVE THE IDATAROD DOG SLED RACE? HE GETS A WEEK FROM HEARING SARAH PALIN BARKING. AND A WEEK WIZ HIZ "BITCHES"- ( sled dogs..lol)
      why does todd palin love to snowmobile? because when hes riding with sarah; the snomobile is so loud; it drowns out her whiny ass voice.. WHAT? WHAT HONEY?DID YOU SAY SOMETHING? OR WAS THAT MY SNO-MOBILE DRONING ON AND ON?
      whats the difference between john mccain, and sarah palin? one HAS BOOBS. the other IS A BOOB!
      WHATS SARAH PALINS HUSBANDS FAVORITE ONE LINER? TAKE MY WIFE- PLEASE!!!
      MCCAIN-PALIN CAMPAIGN STRATEGIST STEVE SCHMIDT? THAT JOKE WRITES ITSELF.. (lol).. I love the dewey defeats truman news paper framed in his office..) 
      THANK YOU VERY MUCH. ILL BE HERE ALL WEEKEND! good night..
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