- David Legalize Marijuajuana Roach SENATOR MAD DOG MACAIN.. WHATS NOT TO LOVE? http://i255.photobucket.com/.../McCainandnuclearbomb.jpg
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David Legalize Marijuajuana Roach (disclaimer- McCain is a decorated Veteran, from a long line of Navy Officers; and is a NVA-POW camp survivor, and for that he should be respected. on the other political side- well- not so much.)-
AND AWAY WEEE GO!!
john mccain gets no respect ....(
JOHN MCCAIN WAS GIVEN AN AIR MEDAL -AWARDED "ACE" BY THE NVA- FOR THE 5 US PLANES HE WRECKED, OR CRASHED.
JOHN MCCAIN WAS A CRUMMY PILOT; AND LAST IN HIS CLASS AT WEST POINT.
JOHN MCCAIN WAS ABSENT THE DAY FROM THE BRIEFING THEY TAUGHT ZIG-ZAGGING TO EVADE A "SAM". SO - JOHN ZIGGED WHEN HE SHOULD HAVE ZAGGED.. OOPSY!
THE REASON THE NVA WANTED TO OFFER JOHN MCCAIN UP AS A PRISONER EXCHANGE WAS BECAUSE HE WAS SUCH A PAIN IN THE ASS AS A POW- THE [ENTAGON KNEW THIS AND TURNED THEM DOWN. no - YOU keep him, he out of our hair there..)
JOHN MCCAIN HAS HAD YEARS TO PERFECT BEING A PAIN IN THE ASS. AND HAS PERFECTED IT.
JOHN MCAIN IS SOO OLD- HIS FIRST FLYING JOB WAS SPOTTER BALLON IN THE CIVIL WAR..
POOR CINDY MCCAIN- THE ONLY WAY SHE WILL BE MARRIED IS THIS"MY MOM OWNS A BREWERY, SO YOU WILL GET FREE BEER FOR LIFE. HOIW DO YOU THINK **we** PUT UP WITH THE SENATOR? WHEN WERE LOADED, HES EASIER TO IGNORE. WHEN HE GET TO BE TOO MUCH OF A PAIN IN THE ASS- WE GET HIM LOADED, AND PUT HIM TO BED..
Whats the difference between John McCain, and his (smoking hot)daughter Cindy McCain? JOHNMCCAIN WANTS every man in the world TO INVADE IRAQ. EVERY MAN IN THE WORLD WANTS TO INVADE CINDY MCCAINS RACK.(ILL SKIP THE SADDAM/SODOMY JOKE HERE..)
.(i wrote this one liner watching the 2014 white house correspondents dinner on c-span.
how is john mccain like a penguin? They both look good un TUXEDOS, NEITHER CAN RAISE THEIR WINGS OVER THEIR HEADS, AND BOTH HAVE FISH BREATH.. and a raucous "ack-ack ack" bird voice.
MS Mc Cain has BIGGER BOOBS ( o ) ( o ) than the HOUSE TEA PARTY CAUCUS..
whats the difference between cindy mccain, nad sarahpalin? ones not an airheaded big busted bimbo.
thank you john mccain- pain in the ass- were stuck forever with that stupid airhead bimbo sarah palin forever- why wont whe just shut up? her 15 minutes is up.
WHOS SMARTER? SARAH PALIN? OR BULLWINKLE?
WHOS A BIGGER BITCH? SARAH PALIN? OR ANN COULTER?
SARAH PALIN, OR ANN COULTER- WHICH ONE WOULD YOU RATHER?
WHATS THE BEST THING ABOUT SARAH PALIN BEING FROM ALASKA? THOSE SMALL AIRCRAFT HAVE SUCH A POOR SAFETY RECORD; AND IT NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO LOCATE CRASHES.actual historical precedent- google "alaska politicians who have died in plane crashes..)
whats the difference between alaska and sarah palin? one is the site of the science project haarp. THE OTHER IS A HARPIE.
WHY DOES TODD PALIN LOVE THE IDATAROD DOG SLED RACE? HE GETS A WEEK FROM HEARING SARAH PALIN BARKING. AND A WEEK WIZ HIZ "BITCHES"- ( sled dogs..lol)
why does todd palin love to snowmobile? because when hes riding with sarah; the snomobile is so loud; it drowns out her whiny ass voice.. WHAT? WHAT HONEY?DID YOU SAY SOMETHING? OR WAS THAT MY SNO-MOBILE DRONING ON AND ON?
whats the difference between john mccain, and sarah palin? one HAS BOOBS. the other IS A BOOB!
WHATS SARAH PALINS HUSBANDS FAVORITE ONE LINER? TAKE MY WIFE- PLEASE!!!
MCCAIN-PALIN CAMPAIGN STRATEGIST STEVE SCHMIDT? THAT JOKE WRITES ITSELF.. (lol).. I love the dewey defeats truman news paper framed in his office..)
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. ILL BE HERE ALL WEEKEND! good night..
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